Which New Fall Show Are You?

By BrainFall Staff - Updated: April 1, 2024

As the leaves start to turn those photogenic shades of red and gold, a palpable excitement builds in the air. It's not just about pumpkin-spice lattes and cozy sweaters, you see; it's also the herald of the fall TV season! Sure, streaming has blurred the lines of traditional TV schedules, but there's still something special about the fresh batch of new fall shows hitting the airwaves. It's a time to meet new characters, immerse in uncharted worlds, and, let's be real, find a new obsession to discuss at nauseam with anyone willing to listen.

Now, imagine if you were one of those shiny new TV shows. What kind of series would you be—is your life a quirky comedy, a nail-biting thriller, or maybe a dramatic epic that leaves viewers weeping into their throw pillows? It's time for some soul-searching, TV style! Every show has its flavor, its unique vibe that resonates with its audience. What would your title sequence look like? Maybe it's filled with slapstick laughs or shadowy figures lurking in corners.

Don't touch that remote! Dive headfirst into our spirited quiz and find out which new fall show mirrors the epic saga of your life! Will you be the talk of the town, or the underrated gem that critics adore? Grab your favorite spot on the couch and let's get channel surfing through your personality. And who knows, by the end, you just might have your weekly watchlist sorted too!

The Marquee of Fall TV Premieres

As the leaves turn and pumpkin spice lattes become unavoidable, televisions light up with the flashy new lineup of Fall TV Premieres. From pulse-raising dramas on HBO to side-splitting comedies on Fox, your cozy couch sessions are about to level up. But with networks and streaming giants like Netflix and Disney+ competing for your attention, how will you ever choose?

Critics' Corner: Rotten Tomatoes and Premiere Dates

You've been there: the remote is in hand, but with so many shows flashing their premiere dates like neon signs, you freeze like a deer in streaming headlights. But wait, Rotten Tomatoes is your trusty fall TV flashlight! With critic scores more telling than a crystal ball, it's your go-to for seeing which shows are ripe tomatoes or just... mushy. So before you commit your evenings, let those ratings steer your ship through the choppy waters of new series.

• Rotten Tomatoes Fresh Picks:
  • HBO's "Whodunit Warriors": Debuts Sept. 15, Critics score: 89% Fresh
  • NBC's "Laugh Out Lawyer": Airs Oct. 3, Laughs are guaranteed, 92% Fresh

Blockbuster Networks: HBO, Fox, Netflix, and More

Grab your popcorn because the heavy-hitters are here, and they didn't even bother to knock. We're talking about the blockbuster networks, my friend, where the big, loud, and shiny shows live. HBO is swinging for the fences with "Game of Thrones: The Musical" (because why not?), while Fox is betting on "The Masked Chef." Oh, and Netflix? "Stranger Things" but they're adults and it's the '90s - get ready to get nostalgic.

• Streaming Giants' Smackdown:
  • Netflix: "Stranger Adults" set to turn your world upside down on Oct. 27.
  • Disney+: "Marvel's Daycare" because heroes need naps too, crashing in Nov. 5.

Hit or Miss: What Makes a Show Stick

You've seen the pattern: some shows are like fireworks (Hello, "Tiger King") - they explode in popularity, and then poof! Others stick like that gum on your shoe, becoming timeless classics ("Friends" anyone?). But what's the secret sauce? Is it the on-screen magic, the never-skipping intro song, or just how meme-able the characters are? Keep an eye out for shows that pack a unique punch or an emotional wallop – they're usually the keepers.

Stick Factor Alert:

• Watch out for NBC's "Sitcom Supreme": It's got laughs, heart, and an alarming number of alpacas.
• The CW's "Vampire Diaries: Retirement Home": Because fangs and walkers are a winning combo. Debuting to sink its teeth in on Oct. 21.

Remember, the remote is mightier than the sword. Choose your fall TV lineup wisely, and may your snacks be ever crispy and your streaming uninterrupted!

The Who's Who of Fall TV

Fall TV is like a high school yearbook – new faces hoping to become class favorites, seasoned veterans gunning for Most Likely to Succeed, and ensembles vying for Best Squad. Ready or not, it's time to meet the lineup.

The New Class: Fresh Faces and Potential Icons

You've spotted them in the hallways of prime time, the new kids on the block with series you can't wait to binge. From the wild west of Yellowstone spin-offs to the shadowy corners of the Star Wars universe with "Andor", there's no shortage of fresh content to keep your remotes busy. Tulking about new series, aren't you curious if "The Rings of Power" will turn newbies into legends? Meanwhile, Max Thieriot lights up NorCal as Bode Donovan in "Fire Country", where the heat isn't just from the blazes.

Returning Champs: Veterans of the Silver Screen

The comebacks are the talk of the faculty lounge. You've watched Dr. Sam Beckett leap through time and now "Quantum Leap" promises to bend your concept of reality yet again. Or perhaps you'll see family drama unfold in FBI: International—you know, where every episode feels like Thanksgiving with that side of the family. Susan Sarandon brings seasoned gravitas to any role, so it's a good thing because without your annual "The Crown" session, would you even know how to spell aristocracy?

Ensemble Magic: Casting Spells With Chemistry

Grab your popcorn; the class project groups have been decided. For that perfect mix of mood and emotion, the ensemble cast of "The English" rides into town, led by none other than Kevin Costner—think less Dances with Wolves, more shootouts at high noon. And brace yourselves, "Los Espookys" are back to deliver laughs with an authenticity that can't be mimicked even on "The Midnight Club". Because when it comes to television, isn't it all just a group project that's gone terribly, terribly right?