Which Seinfeld Character Are You?

Retro & Nostalgia · Television · What Character Am I?

By BrainFall Staff - Updated: March 15, 2024

Are you the master of your domain? It’s time to find out with our “Which Seinfeld Character Are You?” quiz! Dive into the world of this iconic sitcom and discover which character from the gang of four you’re most like. Are you neurotic like George, quirky like Kramer, brutally honest like Elaine, or observational like Jerry? This quiz will take you through a series of questions to match your personality with one of the beloved characters from the show about nothing.

And the fun doesn’t have to stop there! After you’ve figured out your Seinfeld alter ego, why not keep the laughs coming? Check out Which Friends Character Are You? to see which member of another famous New York City crew you resemble, or if you’re feeling the vibe of the ’90s, take the Which ’90s TV Show Are You? quiz to find out which classic show represents your life.

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Question 1/12

A woman's purse has opened in the middle of the street, and she is busy trying to gather everything together. As you pull up in your car after a long day at work, you decide to...

Jump out eagerly and help her.
Wait in your car with the motor running until she has cleared out.
Drive around the block a few times so she doesn't judge you for not helping.
Drive on carefully around her, and maybe crush a lipstick or two.
Honk continuously.

Question 2/12

You see a guy in the produce aisle that you think you know. Suddenly it hits you--he used to beat you up every day in fourth grade! You...

Ask him why he beat you up and try to get an apology out of him.
Take a photo of him to show old friends how ugly he's become.
Freak out and run away from him.
Punch his lights out!
Go introduce yourself so he can see how cool you turned out.

Question 3/12

What's running through your head the morning of a big exam?

Nothing; you like to keep your head clear.
Some easy-listening music to get you in a good mood.
Something with a heavy beat to get you pumped.
A confused wash of equations and phrases from lecture.
A silly mnemonic device or rhyme you invented.

Question 4/12

From which of these reality shows would you be eliminated first?

Big Brother
American Idol
The Apprentice
Last Comic Standing
Fear Factor

Question 5/12

Your dream roommate is...

Someone who hangs out and parties with you.
No one--you prefer a single.
Someone who leaves you alone.
Someone who puts up with you.
Someone who you can confide in.

Question 6/12

How do you usually deal with solicitors who call your phone?

Listen to their pitch--it could be interesting!
Tell them sweetly to never call again.
Tell them to get a real job.
Hang up on them.
Tell them to call back at a better time.

Question 7/12

You walk into the shower room at the pool to discover that everyone is changing or walking around in the nude...and it's a coed pool! You...

Tell everybody of the opposite sex to turn around.
Stay in your swimsuit.
Walk past and change in the bathroom stall.
Hit on the cutest nudist.
Chat it up with your naked neighbor while you undress.

Question 8/12

Your car stalls on the freeway and everyone you know is asleep. You...

Hitchhike.
Walk all the way home.
Call everyone you know and hope someone wakes up.
Call a cab.
Sleep in your car until AAA arrives.

Question 9/12

You have a huge test in the morning, but just as you close your eyes for bed, a big, loud party starts up right outside your window! You...

Roll over and pull your covers over your head.
Get up and put on your party clothes!
Politely lean out your window and explain your problem to them. They'll understand.
Throw something out your window at them and shout.
Get up, go outside, and turn off their boombox. With your baseball bat.

Question 10/12

When you see someone you're attracted to in a cafe, you...

Keep on walking. Love is hopeless.
Pretend to drop your fork or trip next to them to catch their attention.
Tell them you are attracted to them. Hey, it's true.
Is this seat taken?
Get a table riiiiiiiight behind theirs. Maybe they can feel your breath when you exhale.

Question 11/12

Your waiter gets you a Coke instead of the Diet Coke you ordered. To excuse himself, he gives you a free appetizer. You...

Tip flat rate no matter what. Double the tax it is!
Tip more than normal. A free appetizer definitely makes up for a little mishap.
Tip less than normal. A mistake is a mistake.
Negative cancels a positive. You tip what you would normally tip.
None of the above.

Question 12/12

You're in your room and you hear someone yell "Fire!" You also know that your neighbor is notorious for playing pranks. You...

Knock on your neighbor's door and ask if it's for real.
If there really is a fire you'll find out soon enough. Take no action and risk finding out the hard way.
Call the cops directly. If there is no fire, your neighbor gets humiliated.
Turn off your TV and listen for another cry for help.
Turn up your TV. It's sure to be a false alarm.

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