Which Van Damme Are You?
Your boss is freaking out. How to you play it?
- I calmly point out what the problem is
- I get out of their sight
- I take care of the problem
- I get all the people who can make the situation better
It’s the second date, and you have to cook! What do you go for?
- I practice until I have it down
- I take my date to a great restaurant instead
- I call a caterer
- I enlist in my date's help
You need a theme song. What is it?
- Taylor Swift - Shake It Off
- Anything from Rage Against the Machine
- The Braveheart main theme song
- Anything Jack Johnson or Ben Harper
What is your greatest enemy?
- The military
- The person who's trying to kill me
- Evil and injustice
You need to knock someone out. What do you do?
- A kick to the head
- Tap a pressure point
- Whatever hurts them the least
Who would you pick as your mentor?
- I don’t do well with authority
- An old monk
- A mad scientist
- Colin Powell
How do you feel about killing people?
- I kill anyone who tries to kill me
- I kill those people who deserve it
- I only kill if it serves the greater good
- I don’t like killing people
- I kill who I’m told to
Who would be your best friend?
- A really loyal dog
- A sibling
- A person whom I served in the military with
- The person whom I most respect
A hottie is hitting on you at the bar. What do you do?
- I'm not interested
- I flirt back
Your child gets in a fight at school. How do you react?
- I high-five them
- I make my kid apologize to the other child
- I discipline my kid
- I threaten the other kid’s parents with arrest if their kid steps out of line again