Which Van Damme Are You?

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Question 1/10

Your boss is freaking out. How to you play it?

  • I calmly point out what the problem is
  • I get out of their sight
  • I take care of the problem
  • I get all the people who can make the situation better
Question 2/10

It’s the second date, and you have to cook! What do you go for?

  • I practice until I have it down
  • I take my date to a great restaurant instead
  • I call a caterer
  • I enlist in my date's help
Question 3/10

You need a theme song. What is it?

  • Taylor Swift - Shake It Off
  • Anything from Rage Against the Machine
  • The Braveheart main theme song
  • Anything Jack Johnson or Ben Harper
Question 4/10

What is your greatest enemy?

  • Time
  • The military
  • The person who's trying to kill me
  • Evil and injustice
Question 5/10

You need to knock someone out. What do you do?

  • A kick to the head
  • Tap a pressure point
  • Whatever hurts them the least
Question 6/10

Who would you pick as your mentor?

  • I don’t do well with authority
  • An old monk
  • A mad scientist
  • Colin Powell
Question 7/10

How do you feel about killing people?

  • I kill anyone who tries to kill me
  • I kill those people who deserve it
  • I only kill if it serves the greater good
  • I don’t like killing people
  • I kill who I’m told to
Question 8/10

Who would be your best friend?

  • A really loyal dog
  • A sibling
  • A person whom I served in the military with
  • The person whom I most respect
Question 9/10

A hottie is hitting on you at the bar. What do you do?

  • I'm not interested
  • I flirt back
Question 10/10

Your child gets in a fight at school. How do you react?

  • I high-five them
  • I make my kid apologize to the other child
  • I discipline my kid
  • I threaten the other kid’s parents with arrest if their kid steps out of line again
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