You’re so tough you just don’t give a Van Damme. But which version of the Muscles from Brussels do you most resemble? Read on and find out! Your boss is freaking out. How to you play it? I calmly point out what the problem is. I get out of their sight. I take care of the problem. I get all the people who can make the situation better . It’s the second date, and you have to cook! What do you go for? I practice until I have it down. I take my date to a great restaurant instead. I call a caterer. I enlist in my date's help. You need a theme song. What is it? Taylor Swift - Shake It Off. Anything from Rage Against the Machine. The Braveheart main theme song. Anything Jack Johnson or Ben Harper. What is your greatest enemy? Time. The military. The person who's trying to kill me. Evil and injustice. You need to knock someone out. What do you do? A kick to the head. Tap a pressure point. Whatever hurts them the least. Who would you pick as your mentor? I don’t do well with authority. An old monk. A mad scientist. Colin Powell. How do you feel about killing people? I kill anyone who tries to kill me. I kill those people who deserve it. I only kill if it serves the greater good. I don’t like killing people. I kill who I’m told to. Who would be your best friend? A really loyal dog. A sibling. A person whom I served in the military with. The person whom I most respect. A hottie is hitting on you at the bar. What do you do? I'm not interested. I flirt back. Your child gets in a fight at school. How do you react? I high-five them. I make my kid apologize to the other child. I discipline my kid. I threaten the other kid’s parents with arrest if their kid steps out of line again.