Are You In The Friendzone?

Trapped in a platonic nightmare? Can’t cross over from pal to romantic prospect? It scarier than the Twilight Zone, you may be stuck in the Friendzone!

The Friendzone

The friend zone is a situation in which one member of a friendship wishes to enter into a romantic or sexual relationship, while the other does not. It is generally considered to be an undesirable situation for the rejected person. This is a metaphorical hell for men. It is typically initiated by a guy asking out a girl and her saying "Oh, I only see you as a friend.".

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Question 1/10

Does your friend try on clothes in front of you?

Yes, then they ask for my opinion
Every opportunity they get
I wish they did
Yes, I might as well be their mom

Question 2/10

Does your friend crack sexual jokes with you?

No
Yes
Yes, but they never involve me

Question 3/10

Is your friend excited for you when you have a romantic relationship?

Yes, they're happy for me
No, they don't seem to have an opinion
No, they dislike the person I'm dating
Yes, they seem relieved

Question 4/10

What need do you fill in your friend's life?

Back-up date
Errand person
Confidante
They reach out when they are feeling lonely

Question 5/10

Was there an initial attraction?

Yes, but we didn't act on it and the window of opportunity has slammed shut
The lust has built gradually over time
On my part
Ugh, no

Question 6/10

Is your friend involved with someone?

Yes, and the person my friend is seeing hates me
Yes, and they feel bad for me because I'm still single
Not at the moment
Yes, a mutual friend

Question 7/10

Have you ever slept over?

Yes, in another room
Yes, in the same bed (platonically, of course)
No
Yes ;)

Question 8/10

Do they discuss their love life with you?

No, thank goodness
Yes, and it turns me on
Yes, because I can offer critical gender perspective
In horrifying detail

Question 9/10

Have you met their family?

My friend's parents are relieved they're not dating me
Yes, and my friend's parents wish they were dating me instead
I'm their "pretend" significant other
We talk all the time

Question 10/10

When you go out who pays?

We split the bill
We alternate who pays
They mostly pay
I mostly pay

Calculating Result...

Are You In The Friendzone?