How Good Of A Lover Are You?
Have you ever broken anything while having relations?
- Yes, a bed
- Yes, an object other than a bed
- A body part
Have your neighbors ever complained about the amount of noise coming from your place?
- All the time
How many positions do you know?
- I've worked my way through the entire Kama Sutra
- I make things up as I go along
- Enough to get the job done
- What's a position?
Show us your dirty talk.
- "I want to lick you... like a stamp."
- "Me love you long time!"
- "I'm going to *bleep* you in your *bleep* until you *bleep*."
What's the most number of times in a day?
- 5 or more
- 2 to 5
- I lost count after 10
What does your partner usually do afterwards?
- Get dressed and leave immediately
- Make us some food
- Lay there in a daze and catch their breath
You want to set the mood for a night of passion. Pick the genre of music that best fits your style.
- Smooth jazz
- Death metal
- Nature sounds
Do you have a go-to move in the sack?
- Yes. It's glorious!
- A few, I like to keep it interesting
- I mostly just lay there
Do you name your private parts?
- It's a secret