Are you a sex god or a complete dud in the bedroom? Take the quiz and find out! Have you ever broken anything while having relations? Yes, a bed. Yes, an object other than a bed. No. A body part. Have your neighbors ever complained about the amount of noise coming from your place? All the time. Yes. No. How many positions do you know? I've worked my way through the entire Kama Sutra. I make things up as I go along. Enough to get the job done. What's a position?. Show us your dirty talk. "I want to lick you... like a stamp.". "Me love you long time!". "I'm going to *bleep* you in your *bleep* until you *bleep*.". What's the most number of times in a day? 5 or more. 2 to 5. 1. I lost count after 10. What does your partner usually do afterwards? Get dressed and leave immediately. Cuddle. Make us some food. Lay there in a daze and catch their breath. You want to set the mood for a night of passion. Pick the genre of music that best fits your style. R&B. Smooth jazz. Death metal. Classical. Nature sounds. Do you have a go-to move in the sack? Yes. It's glorious!. A few, I like to keep it interesting. I mostly just lay there. No. Do you name your private parts? Yes. No. It's a secret.