How Awesome Is Your Dog?
Everyone with a canine best friend thinks that their dog is the greatest. But how does yours REALLY rate on the spectrum of awesomeness? Take this quiz to find out!
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Question 1/10
How often does your dog bark?
- Never! Quiet as a mouse!
- Only when it senses danger.
- Only every now and then. Hey, it's a dog!
Question 2/10
When you take your dog to the dog park, it spends most of its time...
- playing fetch.
- kind of milling around on its own.
- trying to hump other dogs.
- rolling around in poop.
Question 3/10
It's the middle of the night, and you wake up to hear somebody creeping around outside your building. Your dog is...
- sitting between you and the door, growling.
- listening intently, trying to figure out what is going on.
- still asleep!
- cowering under the bed.
Question 4/10
What's the coolest trick your dog can do?
- None!
- Sit.
- Roll over and play dead.
- Fetch me a beer when I ask.
Question 5/10
When your pup needs to pee they...
- gently paw at the door.
- frantically pace around until you let them out.
- use the human toilet like a hero!
- find a nice spot on the living room carpet.
Question 6/10
It's poopy time. Your dog...
- didn't quite make it outside. Time to grab the cleaning supplies...
- made it as far as the sidewalk.
- finds a nice clean patch of grass to do business.
- goes in the bushes where you "can't find it". Score!
Question 7/10
It's dinner time. You fill up the dog bowl with some yummy kibble and lean down to place it on the floor. Your dog...
- sits patiently until you give permission to eat.
- waits for permission to eat, but nearly explodes in frantic anticipation.
- lunges for the bowl as soon as it touches the ground.
- already ate your dinner off the counter.
Question 8/10
You need to run a quick errand, so you leave the dog in the house uncrated. During that time, your pup...
- sits and eagerly awaits your return.
- sleeps on the couch.
- barks and barks and barks.
- destroys the house.
Question 9/10
You're taking your dog for a walk when you see that hottie from the gym. Your pup...
- flashes the most adorable puppy eyes you've ever seen. Thanks Bud!
- happily wags its tail to say hello.
- gives them a quick sniff and moves on.
- tries to take a bite out of their ankles.
Question 10/10
You've just gone through a really depressing event like a breakup or job loss. Your dog...
- doesn't seem to notice. When's dinner?
- gets depressed with you.
- comes and sits next to you.
- licks the tears from your face before snuggling right into you.
