They don't call 'em man's best friend for nothing. Dogs and humans are more alike than we think. What kind of dog is living inside you? Take the quiz and we'll fill ya in! The most important thing for any dog is... Protecing its humans. TREATS... Sorry, I didn't mean to shout. TREATS – AND I TOTALLY DID MEAN TO SHOUT. Having a good time and cheering everyone up. Being a free spirit and doing what I want. Dogs can be confusing sometimes. What's the strangest thing about them? Why their legs kick during a good belly scratch. Why they chase their tails (and cats, and tennis balls, and frisbees, and everything). How they manage to love so unconditionally. They're not confusing; humans just think everything needs to make sense all the time. Humans can be annoying sometimes. What would you hate if you were a dog? The "I pretended to throw the tennis ball" trick. When they leave me alone all day. When they force me to beg. Hate? Dogs don't hate anything, silly. Where would you rather sleep? In a kennel of my very own. In the backyard, guarding my territory. In the kitchen, where I'm near all the food. In my master's bed, nice and cozy. Everyone knows a mutt's nemesis is... The cat. The mailman. Fleas. The cone of shame. I think they pretty much love everything. Which furry film deserves some ap-paws (applause)? "Marley & Me". "Turner & Hooch". "Bolt". "101 Dalmatians". Big dogs or small ones? Big dogs rock!. Neither too big or too small. Small ones have all the fun. Size doesn't matter, heart does. Dogs are man's best friend. Your ideal best friend is someone who... Is there for me no matter what. Goes on crazy adventures with me. Protects me at all costs. Always shares snacks... always. How do you feel about dogs and clothes? No, no, no. It's kinda strange, but I guess I don't really mind. It's super cute!. What kind of breed would you rather have as a pet? Something energetic, like a Husky or Retriever. Something fiercely loyal, like a German Shepherd. Something cute and kinda silly, like a Pug. Something regal and graceful, like a Poodle or Greyhound.