How Awesome Is Your Wife?
When was the last time your wife gave you a massage?
- She gives me massages all the time
- The last time I asked for one, probably
- LOL. No Massages for me.
Does your wife communicate her needs or does she expect you to figure things out on your own?
- She lets me know what she needs
- She expects me to figure it out on my own
- A little bit of both, I think
Would your wife understand if you wanted to go to a poker game that was "Guys Only"?
- Absolutely, she would support it
- She might grudgingly accept it
- She would probably make me feel guilty about it
- She wouldn’t let me go
You invite some friends over to hang out. Things get a little wild and you make a big mess that you leave till the morning. You wake up feeling a little sick and discover that...
- ... your wife has cleaned up for you! Amazing!
- ... your wife does not look pleased. Time to clean up.
- ... your wife has been plans to go out with her girlfriends because turnabout is fair play.
You discover that, to your surprise, you’ve gained about 10 lbs of fat over the holidays. You make a New Year’s Resolution to get back down to a healthier weight. Your wife…
- Doesn't really help, maybe even laughs
- Supports you all the way!
Does your wife take an interest in any of your ‘guy’ hobbies, like video games or sports?
- Yes! She genuinely enjoys that stuff
- She will try to fake it for me
- No, she thinks my hobbies are a silly waste of time
Has your wife ever forgotten your birthday?
- Of course not!
- Hah, yeah she has.
Does your wife still flirt with you?
- Yes. And it's awesome
- Not really, no
Does your wife satisfy your needs in bed?
- For the most part...
- Er. She could use a little more awesome here...
Is your wife your best friend, too?
- Kind of…
- Not really