How many languages do you speak?
- Only English
- English and many others
- English and a few others
- English and one other
You're in a foreign country and somebody offers you live octopus. How do you react?
- I bite the bullet and eat it
- I politely reject it
- I get offended because it is cruel treatment of animals
How often do you attend church?
- Weddings and funerals only
- Every week
- Regularly, but sometimes I miss a week or two
Do you get along well with your neighbors?
- We're great friends!
- I don't bother them - they don't bother me
- They're always complaining about noise coming from my house
- We get along okay
What are your plans for the weekend?
- Hitting the club, baby!
- I plan to read a little or just relax around the house
- Attending a ball game
What time of the day are you at your best?
- I'm a morning person!
- I'm at my best in the afternoon
- In the evening
- Nighttime is the right time for me
You get an emergency phone call at 3 AM. How do you deal with it?
- I go back to sleep and let somebody else handle it
- I get up and take full control of the situation
- I do what I can - but that won't be much because I'm probably hungover
- I try to take care of it, but I'm not 100% confident on how to proceed
Which of these is your favorite holiday?
- New Year's Eve
- The 4th of July
Which of these is your favorite?
- Mary Jane
- I don't need any of those. I'm high on life!
You find yourself attracted to a young white house intern! How do you handle this?
- I ask if they and some friends want to join me in the oval office
- I do what I want to do, but try to be discreet
- I have a brief fling, then move on
- I'm happily married, that would never happen