Think you’d like a shot at being our nation’s commander-in-chief? Take this quiz and find out how long you’d last before being asked to pack your bags! How many languages do you speak? Only English. English and many others. English and a few others. English and one other. You're in a foreign country and somebody offers you live octopus. How do you react? I bite the bullet and eat it. I politely reject it. I get offended because it is cruel treatment of animals. How often do you attend church? Never. Weddings and funerals only. Every week. Regularly, but sometimes I miss a week or two. Do you get along well with your neighbors? We're great friends!. I don't bother them - they don't bother me. They're always complaining about noise coming from my house. We get along okay. What are your plans for the weekend? Hitting the club, baby!. I plan to read a little or just relax around the house. Attending a ball game. What time of the day are you at your best? I'm a morning person!. I'm at my best in the afternoon. In the evening. Nighttime is the right time for me. You get an emergency phone call at 3 AM. How do you deal with it? I go back to sleep and let somebody else handle it. I get up and take full control of the situation. I do what I can - but that won't be much because I'm probably hungover. I try to take care of it, but I'm not 100% confident on how to proceed. Which of these is your favorite holiday? Halloween. New Year's Eve. Easter. The 4th of July. Which of these is your favorite? Alcohol. Caffeine. Mary Jane. I don't need any of those. I'm high on life!. You find yourself attracted to a young white house intern! How do you handle this? I ask if they and some friends want to join me in the oval office. I do what I want to do, but try to be discreet. I have a brief fling, then move on. I'm happily married, that would never happen.