Before dashing off to the land of beer and organic honey, shouldn’t you see if you have what it takes? We’re not saying you have to fit in, but we want you to be comfortable there. Will you be? Do you have any tattoos? I don't want to deface my body. I've got some prison ink. I'm planning my next one. No, it's just a funny birthmark. How would you characterize your diet? Ethical. Varied. Meat and potatoes. Barley and hops. How do you deal with rain? I pull up my hoody. Denial. Umbrella. Hibernation. How would you describe yourself politically? Liberal. Conservative. Moderate. I refuse to be classified. Do you think the guy should pay on the first date? It's a nice gesture. That's a relic of patriarchal society. Of course. What do you think about fluoride in drinking water? Are you trying to kill me?. It promotes dental health. I've never thought about it. I don't drink tap water. How do you ride a bicycle? Very carefully. Only at the gym. With traffic. Are you ambitious? Artistically, not financially. I'd rather enjoy my life. I'm career driven. Money = success. How do you feel about beards? I have one. I think they're hot. Not my thing. I think they make people look like lumberjacks or college professors. How would you rather spend 2 hours? Watching a movie. Reading. Shopping. Watching birds fly in the sky.