How Portland Are You?
Before dashing off to the land of beer and organic honey, shouldn’t you see if you have what it takes? We’re not saying you have to fit in, but we want you to be comfortable there. Will you be?
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Question 1/10
Do you have any tattoos?
- I don't want to deface my body
- I've got some prison ink
- I'm planning my next one
- No, it's just a funny birthmark
Question 2/10
How would you characterize your diet?
- Ethical
- Varied
- Meat and potatoes
- Barley and hops
Question 3/10
How do you deal with rain?
- I pull up my hoody
- Denial
- Umbrella
- Hibernation
Question 4/10
How would you describe yourself politically?
- Liberal
- Conservative
- Moderate
- I refuse to be classified
Question 5/10
Do you think the guy should pay on the first date?
- It's a nice gesture
- That's a relic of patriarchal society
- Of course
Question 6/10
What do you think about fluoride in drinking water?
- Are you trying to kill me?
- It promotes dental health
- I've never thought about it
- I don't drink tap water
Question 7/10
How do you ride a bicycle?
- Very carefully
- Only at the gym
- With traffic
Question 8/10
Are you ambitious?
- Artistically, not financially
- I'd rather enjoy my life
- I'm career driven
- Money = success
Question 9/10
How do you feel about beards?
- I have one
- I think they're hot
- Not my thing
- I think they make people look like lumberjacks or college professors
Question 10/10
How would you rather spend 2 hours?
- Watching a movie
- Reading
- Shopping
- Watching birds fly in the sky
