How Well Do You Know These 2000s Sitcoms Quotes?
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"My past is divided between things I can't remember and things I don't want to and you're both."
- Ted Mosby "How I Met Your Mother"
- Reba Hart "Reba"
- Frank Barone "Everybody Loves Raymond"
- Charlie Harper "Two and A Half Men"
(Pointing to a crucifix hanging on the wall) "What does the 'T' on the wall stand for?"
- Grace Adler "Will & Grace"
- Peter Griffin "Family Guy"
- Dewey "Malcolm in the Middle"
- Dr. John Becker "Becker"
"Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets."
- Charlie Harper "Two and A Half Men"
- Tracy Jordan "30 Rock"
- Darnell Turner "My Name is Earl"
- Christopher Turk "Scrubs"
"The only thing I learned from women, is that even when you're right, you're wrong."
- Alan Harper "Two and A Half Men"
- Julius "Everybody Hates Chris"
- Dr. Cox "Scrubs"
- Barney Stinson "How I Met Your Mother"
"Some people just cannot take a good 'Your mom is dead' joke."
- Doug Heffernan "The King of Queens"
- Chandler Bing "Friends"
- Elliot Reed "Scrubs"
- Phil Dunphy "Modern Family"
"If you snatch enough purses, you learn a few things about mace."
- Earl Hickey "My Name is Earl"
- Chris "Everybody Hates Chris"
- Jimmy Hughes "Yes, Dear"
- Brian Griffin "Family Guy"
"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way."
- Van Montgomery "Reba"
- Phil Dunphy "Modern Family"
- Jenna Maroney "30 Rock"
- Michael Scott "The Office"
"A lie is just a great story someone ruined with the truth."
- Charlie Harper "Two and a Half Men"
- Robert Barone "Everybody Loves Raymond"
- Joey Tribbiani "Friends"
- Barney Stinson "How I Met Your Mother"
"I'll be spending this Valentine's in the same way I spend every Valentine's. Buying disoriented chicken from the supermarket, taking it home, standing over the sink, and eating out of the packet with my bare hands like an animal."
- Ted Mosby "How I Met Your Mother"
- Tobias Funke "Arrested Development"
- Raj Koothrappali "The Big Bang Theory"
- J.D. Dorian "Scrubs"
"I do not think smoking is that bad for you...I think tobacco is a vegetable."
- Chandler Bing "Friends"
- Cheyenne "Reba"
- Jay Pritchett "Modern Family"
- Jim "According to Jim"
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About This Quiz
After the 90s raised the bar for what people considered a great sitcom, the 00s carried the torch. It may have even surpassed it as one of the best decades ever for the television sketch comedy show, or sitcom. Every time you turned on the television, there was another original cast of new faces from the many sitcoms of the 2000s. How well do you remember their famous–and hilarious–quotes?
2000s Sitcoms
If you could make a list of your favorite 2000s sitcoms and TV series, which of your favorites would get the same kind of love today as they did back then? So many 00s tv shows went on for several seasons and inspired multiple spin-offs that created a reason to watch sitcoms instead of simply streaming them on Netflix or Hulu. Can you still recall your favorite quotes from shows like "Arrested Development", "Friends", and "Two and a Half Men"?