Thanksgiving can leave you torn – how are you going to divide your time between the important people in your life? Plan ahead for the big day with this quiz and find out where you should spend Thanksgiving!
Let's prepare your dinner. First up are side dishes. Which do you choose?
Green beans and mashed potatoes!
The finest bowl of Ramen noodles
Green beans... but stir-fried with garlic
A lonely baked potato with cheese whiz
A bag of chips and snacks from a vending machine
Next, what would you have to drink?
A half-dozen beers
Just a glass of water, please
Jasmine green tea
A bottle of Coke - also from the vending machine
The table is set. Which main dish do you reach for first?
Golden, perfectly-cooked, turkey
Greasy supreme pizza
A combo meal from the nearest fast food restaurant
Hungry Man XXL frozen dinner
Lemon-glazed chicken with cashews and green onions
You're full, but nothing will come between you and dessert. What do you crave?
Does Captain and Coke count? It's sweet...
No worries, I brought an apple pie back from the fast food joint
I want a gallon of soft serve ice cream and a plate of orange slices
A slice of pumpkin pie with a dollop of whipped cream
I'm just going to spray whipped cream directly into my mouth
Which of the following sounds LEAST annoying?
Uncle Dale's world-famous hunting stories
Hungover shopping on Black Friday
Cantonese love songs on a loop
There's nothing good on Netflix
8 hours of busy work before Thanksgiving dinner
Football comes on after dinner. You:
Aren't allowed to watch
Pass out during the first quarter
Are watching on a sofa, shoved between people I haven't seen in a year
Leave the room. Who exactly cares?
When do you put up Thanksgiving decorations?
As soon as Halloween is over
Whenever corporate tells me to
There's no need - no one is going to see them
Eh, I'd rather let someone else do the decorating
Who does the cleaning up after dinner?
I don't really clean up...
Whoever draws the short straw
The kitchen staff, I guess
I let my cat lick the plates clean, then toss them in the dishwasher
If you had to pick one of the following to invite to Thanksgiving dinner, who would it be?
My college roommate
Do you know what a cornucopia is?
Yes, I've seen more plastic ones than I can count
Sure, I chugged boxed wine out of one last year
I may have just eaten one, can't tell for sure
Of course, there's one on my table that I'll probably forget to put away until January