Which “Designing Women” Character Are You?

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Question 1/10

Your BFF loves a sofa covered with giant purple and yellow flowers. What do you say to her?

  • I tell her it's beautiful
  • I ask her if she's had an eye exam recently
  • I roll my eyes and make subtle finger-in-throat gestures
  • I offer to help move it in
Question 2/10

Your dance partner looks like he shaved with a cheese grater...

  • I politely excuse myself and ask to take a different class
  • I giggle nervously and try not to stare
  • I spend the hour wondering what I'm being punished for
  • I complete the lesson with him, complementing him on his moves
Question 3/10

Someone in your carpool always talks about their great date the night before. How do you feel?

  • I want to choke them
  • I wish I were just like them
  • I tell them over and over that they are so worthy...
  • I ask them if they carry condoms
  • I'm happy for them, really
Question 4/10

When someone opens the door for you...

  • I thank them
  • I nod and smile ever so slightly
  • I sail past him without a glance
  • I thank them for being polite since so few people are
  • I pretend they didn't
Question 5/10

How do you dress when you're invited to a party?

  • A bit shiny
  • To stand out in the crowd
  • To show everyone how it's done
  • To draw attention to my plastic surgeon's skills
  • To be comfortable
Question 6/10

If you're late to work and your boss taps their watch as you walk by...

  • I pretend I don't see them
  • I get a bit shaky and nauseous
  • I give them an apologetic, about-to-cry look
  • I shoot baby eye daggers at them and curl my lip
Question 7/10

It's a cold, icy day, so...

  • I wear my Manolo Blahniks anyway
  • I get a migraine and don't go out
  • Pretend to work while surfing island travel destinations
  • I don rubber barn boots with felt lining
Question 8/10

When you come back from vacation having gained five pounds...

  • I never gain five pounds, darling
  • I run five grumbling miles every day for a week
  • I have people to take care of that...
  • I eat a half gallon of ice cream then go on a diet
Question 9/10

Your BFF is having an affair with their boss. Your thoughts?

  • I hope they are being discreet
  • Ugh, that's so common
  • They'll ruin everything
  • Well, they are just like that (sigh)
  • Give some sexy makeup tips
Question 10/10

You're asked to watch your neighbor's kids while she goes to the store. What do you do?

  • I throw them a pool party and have a blast
  • I don't babysit
  • I can't, I have to do my nails
  • I explain she should introduce her children to the finer points of shopping
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