Which of The Three Stooges Are You?
Let's say you're mixing it up with some big galoot, what's your signature move?
- Eye poke
- Ear twist
- Nose hook
We all know self-expression is important, how do you show your feelings?
- Generally, with a scowl
- Mostly by wheezing loudly
- With passive indignation
- By spinning around in circles and slapping my forehead
Pick your favorite!
- I'll have the chimp
- Set me up with a baboon
- Gorilla, please
- Mmmmm... orangutan
Now that you've picked one, what else would you like to pick?
- A scab
- My weapon
- My nose
- Your nose
Your friends describe you as ______
- Kind of an ass, and those are my friends!
- The creamy center
- A worrier
- A clown
Relationships can be hit or miss, what do you do when it's a miss?
- Realize I won't miss it
- I get hit a lot so I welcome the occasional miss
- Find another miss
- Hope the miss doesn't hit back
Would you consider yourself a leader or a follower?
- But what if everybody's walking in a circle?
- Depends, is someone chasing me?
- I looked behind me and no one is there, so I must be a leader!
- I oughtta lead my fist right into your kisser, knucklehead!
When was the last time you spent an extended amount of time with your family?
- It seems like it's been ages
- Are you kidding? I can't seem to get away from them!
If you were cast in a movie and couldn't be a Stooge, what would you want to play?
- A cowboy/girl
- A detective
- A sports hero
- A gangster
Finally, what flavor pie is your favorite... to smash into someone's face?
- Coconut Cream. A classic!
- Cherry. Effective and gross-looking!
- Pumpkin. Dense and painful!
- Apple. The All-American choice for pastry repurposing!
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The Three Stooges
Who are The Three Stooges? Larry, Curly, and Moe are slapstick comedy icons, who have been giving us barrel laughs since the 1920s. The Three Stooges are known for spending decades doing whatever it took for a laugh, whether it was picking a booger or getting slapped across the face.