Which Superhero Costume Fits You The Best?
What do you look for in a costume?
- Something that would stand out in a gaggle of clowns
- Something understated, but meaningful
- Something functional, but weirdly sexual
- Something that really makes my butt look good
What’s the best way to ease a tense situation?
- Clobberin’ time
What’s your favorite color?
- Something so loud it peels paint
Are you up for something a little… revealing?
- Ahhh… not so much
- Can’t wait, Tiger!
When you succeed, where are you when the credit and handshakes are being doled out?
- Right up front and ready for my close-up
- Standing with my team
- Acting like I’ve been there before
Your position on capes?
- Love ‘em!
- Only if I'm rockin’ a bullfighter outfit
- I’m more of a cowlneck person, so….
Would you say that you’re more literal or more figurative?
- Literally literal
- Literally figurative
Sometimes all a superhero needs to fight evil is a dose of corn syrup and partially hydrogenated vegetable oil! Pick your snack cake!
- Ding Dongs
- Ho Ho’s
- Thanks, but I'd prefer a box of Girl Scout cookies!