Did you get a Golden Ticket? No? Well, here’s the next best thing! Take our quiz and find out which Willy Wonka character you are! When do you want it? Whenever. Now!. Which of these things annoys you the most? People popping gum. Messy eaters. People who are late. People who overuse “literally”. Do you ever have flashbacks during the psychedelic boat scene? Um… no. It’s wild, man. Which of these guilty pleasures can you get behind? Trashy Movies/TV. The occasional cigarette. Eating late-night Taco Bell. Reading erotic fan fiction. If you happened to be a candy tycoon, what would you want your reputation to be? Eccentric. Generous. Evil. Insane. What’s your go-to candy? Anything chocolate. Something sour. Hard candy. Gummi anything. Which of these deadly sins are you guilty of? Pride. Sloth. Gluttony. Envy. I’m an angel!. Pick a Halloween costume! A cowboy/girl. A zombie. A vampire. Bender. Would you have returned the Everlasting Gobstopper to Willy Wonka or would you have kept it? Returned it. Kept it. When you enter a “world of pure imagination”, what do you imagine yourself being? Rich. Famous. In love. A giant bunny.