Those of us with children care deeply about our offspring. But let’s face it. We all care in different ways. Are your parental ways comical? Helicopter? Cute? Casual? Criminal? Take this quiz and find out!
Are rated R movies okay for kids?
As long as there is no depiction of sex or profanity.
As long as they come to me if they have any questions.
I'd prefer they didn't watch those stupid comedies.
Your kid expresses an interest in science. What do you do about this?
Enroll them in the best science courses available.
Buy a microscope and encourage them to discover the scientific process.
Encourage them to get an after school job so they can buy a set of encyclopedias.
Tell all your friends how smart your kid is.
How do you feel about kids playing sports?
It's great, but no violent sports.
I don't want my kids associating with those bullies who play sports.
It's a great way to teach kids discipline.
Only if they show interest.
What would you think about naming your child Zelda?
I love it!
I hate it!
It's fine as long as the child likes it.
I'm concerned about the child being bullied because of the unusual name.
How many children do you have or plan to have?
One or two
Two or three
Enough to start a string quartet.
However many we can!
Your ten-year-old wants to wear makeup. How do you feel about this?
Absolutely not! Too young!
Sure! They can play with your stash of makeup.
I'm not crazy about it, but I'll let the child learn this lesson on their own.
I won't allow it! It'll make the child look trashy!
Is a sixteen-year-old too young for an unsupervised date?
A child that age cannot be trusted.
It depends on the maturity of the child.
It depends on the gender of the child.
Yes, way too early!
What would be something you'd never let your kids out of the house wearing?
Clothing that reveals too much skin.
Tattered clothes that make them look poor.
Anything's fine. I don't want to be overbearing.
Baggy clothing - don't want people to think they're in a gang!
Which of the following careers would you be least comfortable with letting your kid pursue?
The banking industry
I'll support them no matter what they choose.
Your fifteen-year-old indicates that they'd like to join the military someday. How does this make you feel?
It is a very different path than I have taken, but I'd support them no matter what.
I'd talk them out of it. I always envisioned a more lucrative life for my kids.