Not entirely on the straight and narrow, bordering on shady, basically sketchy? Just how sketchy are you? Take the quiz to find out! A cashier gives you the wrong change. Do you keep it? No, that's basically stealing. I would, but I don't want to cost them their job. Score!. I didn't notice in time and I'm too lazy to go back. Have you ever pretended to be sick to get out of something? Just work. Just school. Just a social thing. Just a family thing. No. Have you ever refilled your soda at a machine without paying for a refill? Isn't it kind of an unwritten rule that I can?. The line at the counter was just too long to get back into. I know people work hard making carbonated beverages and I would never do that. I wish that were possible with beer. Do you vote more than once for online contests? I tried but the site recognized my ip and didn't let me vote again. Yes, once from home and once from my computer at work. No, but I do for federal elections. No, I think Internet contests should be completely fair. Have you ever shoplifted? You mean the "5 finger discount?". I forgot I was holding it. No, but I've been tempted. Do you repeat friends' secrets? I'll take their secrets to my grave. Only the really entertaining ones. Only with my significant other. They're so boring I generally don't remember them. Have you ever said I love you and not meant it? No, it's hard enough to say when I mean it. I meant it at the time. It's kind of a reflex at this point. I felt I had to say something back. Have you ever borrowed something and not returned it? That's stealing, not borrowing. It looks better on me!. I'll return it if they notice. The library has enough books. Have you ever parked in a handicap parking space? I have a qualifying handicap. I have a qualifying sticker (though no handicap). I was just running in. No. No, but I've used the handicapped bathroom stall. If you don't like the results, will you retake a quiz? Yes, I want results that confirm my self image. Yes, before I share it with everyone. No, the quiz is obviously flawed. No, I accept the wise conclusions.