How Manly Are You?
How do you feel about hunting?
- I'm not a hunter, but I have nothing against the sport
- I love hunting
- I don't do it and I think it's a barbaric sport
What is your favorite form of exercise?
- Hitting a heavy bag
What is a standing eight count?
- A type of toilet paper
- A football play
- A certain kind of fabric
- Something given to a boxer when he has been knocked down
Who is James "Buster" Douglas?
- A former heavyweight champ
- A 90s action movie star
- A porn star
- A congressman from Montana
What do you have to do to get ready in the morning?
- Shave, shower, and dress
- All of the above plus take a while to pick out my clothes
- I shower and get dressed and I'm done
Which of these musical situations most appeals to you?
- Playing bass in a punk rock band
- Singing in a choir
- Playing the flute in an orchestra
- Playing piano in a jazz combo
Which of these is your favorite kind of dog?
- A Doberman Pinscher
- A Shih Tzu
- A Golden Retriever
- I don't like dogs. I prefer cats.
Which of these sports would you most like to play professionally?
When was the last time you wore a helmet?
- Riding a motorcycle
- Driving a race car
- Football as a kid
- Riding a bike
How many pairs of shoes do you own?
- Too many to count
- Only a few
- A lot but mostly athletic shoes
- Five or more