What Should You Be Doing Right Now?

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Question 1/10

Which of these statements is most true?

  • I am hungry
  • I am horny
  • I am broke
  • I am spiritually deprived
  • I need to do laundry
Question 2/10

Which of the following have you done most recently?

  • Taxes
  • Pleasured myself
  • Looked in the refrigerator
  • Misplaced my keys and/or glasses and/or phone and/or child
Question 3/10

How do you relax?

  • Write work emails
  • Pleasure myself
  • Have an alcoholic beverage
  • Go through real estate listings
Question 4/10

Which of the following television programming do you most enjoy?

  • Ted Talks
  • The Hallmark Channel
  • American Idol/Top Chef/The Apprentic/any reality contest show where "there can be only one"
  • Hoarders
Question 5/10

Which of The Seven Dwarfs do you most relate to?

  • Sneezy
  • Sleepy
  • Dopey
  • Happy
  • Grumpy
  • Doc
  • Bashful
Question 6/10

If you could add an Eighth Dwarf, whom would it be?

  • Horny
  • Messy
  • Slacker
  • Metro
Question 7/10

Which of the following have you read most recently?

  • A novel
  • A biography
  • The Wall Street Journal
  • My horoscope
Question 8/10

Who, among the following individuals, is the greatest inspiration to you?

  • Mother Teresa
  • Martha Stewart
  • Hugh Hefner
  • Snoopy
Question 9/10

If you could have any of the following foods right now, what would it be?

  • A Power Bar
  • Some junk food
  • Take out or delivery, could you grab the menu from the couch?
  • A Red Bull
Question 10/10

Do you own wrapping paper - you know, that stuff you wrap gifts with?

  • It's meticulously organized by occasion
  • I think so, but I keep buying it because I can never find it when I need it
  • I prefer to have it wrapped in the store
  • No, I just put the gift in a bag
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