Nĭ hăo! Ever wonder how you would fare as the divinely chosen and absolute leader of “All Under Heaven?” Take this test to find out which all-powerful emperor you’d be! You're walking through the forest and see a moving shadow by the side of the path. What is it? A lonely maiden? Perhaps she would enjoy my royal company! . I see a beggar and decide to create a system to vanquish poverty. Hey, it's an elk! I pull out my bow and take a shot.. It’s a peasant, and I accept his deep bow with magnanimous dignity. It's your birthday! One of your subjects is singing to you and has a particularly nice voice - it reminds you of the song of the nightingale. What do you do? The beauty of the singer's voice gives me a feeling of serenity. I build a monument for the nightingale in honor of this moment. I’m not that impressed, but I clap politely. I'm drunk and I don't care. You’re sitting next to a pond, contemplating the universe, when a magical duck offers you one wish. What happens next? I kill the duck and eat it... no magical shortcuts for me. I ignore it. I wish for happiness in my kingdom. I attack the duck in an attempt to get two wishes. The circus has come to town! Which are your favorite performers? The animal tamers. I have no use for frivolity. The acrobats. The clowns. You sit down to eat dinner, but someone has forgotten your vessel of rice wine! How do you react? I’m too busy to be bothered. I’m paranoid that it may be missing for a nefarious reason and leave. I calmly order the one responsible to death for my amusement. It is of no importance. Your empire flourishes! But how should it be organized? I create a centralized bureaucracy chosen on merit. I give fiefs to my sons and make them princes. Someone else can decide. I give land to my noble generals because they keep the kingdom safe. Time for bed! What’s the last thing you think of before drifting off? Regimentation of the tax codes. Nothing. I’m out like a light.. How awesome my tomb is going to look when I die. My favorite dancer. Which is your favorite animal? Tortoise. Dragon. White tiger. Phoenix. You receive news from one of your generals that your army is taking terrible casualties in battle. What's your response? Press on with the attack!. I execute monks out of frustration. Pull my army back - I will not have men killed needlessly. Retreat and use this battleground to build a monument to end all wars. Your mother-in-law is annoying you again. How do you handle it? I humbly agree to change my ways. Off with the harpy's head!. I try to charm her into liking me. I'll just wait for her to die.