How Long Would You Last On “The Bachelor”?
Why are you on this show? Be honest.
- To find true love
- To have a good time
- Why would I be honest?
- To become famous
- To find a place of quiet meditation
It's the meet and greet - how do you catch the bachelor's attention?
- I don't think first impressions are very important
- A sexy dress, cut low and high in all the right places
- A quick joke and a confident attitude
- Start a fight with another bachelorette
One of the other bachelorettes is getting too much attention - what do you do?
- Try to outdo her - be louder, sexier, and funnier
- Take her out! No mercy!
- Forget it, I'll wait for someone who will notice me
- Step up my game, but not enough to completely take the spotlight
- Play it cool and rely on my charm
What's your spirit animal?
- The subtle spider
- The unique platypus
- The ferocious tiger
- The wily coyote
- The beautiful zebra
Can you stop after just one drink?
- I can stop BEFORE one drink
- Can? No Will? No Should? Yes.
- Yeah, I keep it under control
- I can go drink for drink with anyone, so why stop? If they can't keep up, there's my advantage!
You're on a double date with the bachelor and another bachelorette - how do you win the evening?
- Be easygoing, but read the bachelor and react to whatever he's into
- Find her weakness, and try to push the evening toward whatever would trigger a meltdown
- By making a new friend - that's better than competing for men
- Subtly undermine the other contestant with a few well-placed remarks
- Use my sex appeal - I know what he wants
You hear rumors the bachelor is having an affair! What do you do?
- Confront him! I need to know if it's true
- Tell the other girls - let one of them blow up at him
- Ignore it - rumors are just rumors
- Walk away - I don't need this guy
- Throw a drink in his face - send a message
When do you laugh at jokes?
- I never deign to laugh
- When the jokes are funny
- When I like the person telling the joke
- When I've had a few drinks I'll laugh at anything
- Whenever I think it would send the right signal
You find out another contestant has a dirty secret. Who do you tell?
- All the other contestants - let the group handle it
- The producers - use the official channels
- The bachelor
- The woman in question
- Another contestant who's a threat - play them against each other
You need an extra edge. What do you do?
- Fake a panic attack
- Catch him naked and approach him the same way
- Give him my panties as a greeting gift