How Long Would You Last On “The Bachelor”?

“The Bachelor” is a chance to find love, money, fame, or possibly just a lot of embarrassment… depends on how you play your cards. Hundreds of women have competed for love and glory already, and most of them have gone home roseless. How long would YOU last on “The Bachelor”?

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Question 1/10

Why are you on this show? Be honest.

To find true love
To have a good time
Why would I be honest?
To become famous
To find a place of quiet meditation

Question 2/10

It's the meet and greet - how do you catch the bachelor's attention?

I don't think first impressions are very important
A sexy dress, cut low and high in all the right places
A quick joke and a confident attitude
Start a fight with another bachelorette

Question 3/10

One of the other bachelorettes is getting too much attention - what do you do?

Try to outdo her - be louder, sexier, and funnier
Take her out! No mercy!
Forget it, I'll wait for someone who will notice me
Step up my game, but not enough to completely take the spotlight
Play it cool and rely on my charm

Question 4/10

What's your spirit animal?

The subtle spider
The unique platypus
The ferocious tiger
The wily coyote
The beautiful zebra

Question 5/10

Can you stop after just one drink?

I can stop BEFORE one drink
Can? No Will? No Should? Yes.
Yeah, I keep it under control
I can go drink for drink with anyone, so why stop? If they can't keep up, there's my advantage!

Question 6/10

You're on a double date with the bachelor and another bachelorette - how do you win the evening?

Be easygoing, but read the bachelor and react to whatever he's into
Find her weakness, and try to push the evening toward whatever would trigger a meltdown
By making a new friend - that's better than competing for men
Subtly undermine the other contestant with a few well-placed remarks
Use my sex appeal - I know what he wants

Question 7/10

You hear rumors the bachelor is having an affair! What do you do?

Confront him! I need to know if it's true
Tell the other girls - let one of them blow up at him
Ignore it - rumors are just rumors
Walk away - I don't need this guy
Throw a drink in his face - send a message

Question 8/10

When do you laugh at jokes?

I never deign to laugh
When the jokes are funny
When I like the person telling the joke
When I've had a few drinks I'll laugh at anything
Whenever I think it would send the right signal

Question 9/10

You find out another contestant has a dirty secret. Who do you tell?

All the other contestants - let the group handle it
The producers - use the official channels
The bachelor
The woman in question
Another contestant who's a threat - play them against each other

Question 10/10

You need an extra edge. What do you do?

Nothing
Steroids
Fake a panic attack
Catch him naked and approach him the same way
Give him my panties as a greeting gift