What Valentine’s Day Candy Should You Get?
Sweeten Your Valentine's Day!
By BrainFall Staff - Updated: March 19, 2024
Candy hearts, the iconic Valentine’s Day treat that always knows just the right thing to say. What will yours tell you?
Valentine's Day rolls around each year with its avalanche of sweet treats, but none quite capture the heart quite like those charming little candy hearts, speaking the language of love in the briefest of snippets. Imagine the scene: you're bravely battling through layers of plastic wrap to get to these pastel-colored sugar nuggets, each one etched with a message that's part sweet nothings, part edible text message. What's not to love about a sweet that talks back, right?
Now, think about it — what if those candy hearts were dishing out personalized life advice, or they turned into a sugar-coated oracle of your own romantic destiny? Wouldn't it be fun to guess what yours would say? Because let's face it, whether it's a gentle "BE MINE" or a more demanding "TEXT ME," these bite-sized messengers are more than just confectionary small talk. They're a playful poke in the ribs of your love life.
So, what about taking a whimsical leap into the world of conversation hearts and finding out what yours would say about you? It's a bit like having your palm read, but with a lot more sugar and far fewer wrinkles. Gear up for some giggles, because you're about to discover what sort of message would your candy heart bear — just hope it's more "CUTIE PIE" than "TRY AGAIN LATER!"
Before texts, tweets, and emojis captured your heart, those little candy hearts with playful sayings were the sugar rush behind countless Valentine's Day memories. Let's take a stroll down memory lane to see how these sugary sentiments have transformed from classic flirtations to the language of the digital age.
Once upon a time, "Be Mine," "Kiss Me," and "Call Me" dominated the conversation heart scene, delivering straightforward messages of love and romance in the palm of your hand. Of course, these classics still make their cameo appearances to help you score brownie points with your gal pal or rock star.
But as times changed, so did the way we express affection. "Text Me" and "LOL" have nudged their way onto these pastel confections, because who calls anymore, right? And when "BaE" replaced "My Love," you knew Cupid had a data plan.
Embracing the winds of change, candy hearts got a serious pop culture makeover. "YAAAS" and "GOAT" — Greatest Of All Time, in case you're not up on your new slang — capture the enthusiasm of today's romantics. "Bestie" and "Smile" have entered the mix, ensuring that your squad knows they're the peanut butter to your jelly on Valentine's Day.
The tech era brought us bites of love like "Call Me." Wait, no, scratch that — you're more likely to send a "Miss You" text punctuated with a sad emoji than to actually dial numbers. And let's not forget the candy heart that validates the social media maven in all of us: "LOL." Because there's nothing that says "modern love" like laughing out loud at a confectionery pun.
Pop quiz, candy lover! Ever been utterly baffled by the pantheon of flavors your candy hearts might be whispering to your taste buds? Let's unwrap the sugary lexicon of love, one flavor at a time.
Your conversation heart isn't just dropping cheesy lines; it's a mingling medley of sweet with hints of sour or citrus zing. Sweethearts by Spangler Candy Co spin a classic taste, but don't stop there! Ever daring, they might toss a new flavor into the mix, like a tangy lemon or a bold blue raspberry. Ready to boldly go where no taste bud has gone before?
Here comes the crunch... or does it? Those little hearts can be as chalky as a professor's blackboard or smooth like a hot chocolate on a cold day. And if you've had the legendary Necco wafers, you know the texture that's sparked a million opinions. But wait—chocolate? Yes, you chocoholic sleuth, Spangler Candy Company heard your prayers and upped the game with chocolate candy conversation hearts. Chew on that for a twist as unexpected as cupcake or bake shop flavors joining the candy party. No need to pick sides in this debate; your heart can go both ways!