Which Liquor Are You?
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Question 1/29
Your friend just ordered another round but you've got work in the morning and you're already tipsy. You…
- I really should be going
- Okay, just this one last drink, then I'm outta here
- If they're buying, I'm drinking!
Question 2/29
What's your hangover cure?
- Lots and lots of water
- Sleep... all day
- Hair of the dog a.k.a. more drinks!
- Food... I need food
- Medicine or an old home remedy
Question 3/29
Which fictional character(s) would you rather have a drink with?
- Don Draper from "Mad Men"
- Tyrion Lannister from "Game of Thrones"
- Doug, Alan, Phil & Stu from "The Hangover"
Question 4/29
And which of these REAL characters would you love to bend an elbow with?
- Mark Twain
- Marilyn Monroe
- Ernest Hemingway
- Dorothy Parker
- Snoop (Y’damn right!)
Question 5/29
How do you take your liquor?
- Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots!
- Neat or on the rocks
- In a mixed drink
- In a fancy or fruity cocktail
Question 6/29
Why do you drink?
- To relax at the end of a long week
- To get completely and utterly smashed
- To have a little fun every now and then
Question 7/29
Where's your favorite place to drink?
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Question 8/29
What kind of music do you like while putting one back?
- Soft and classy
- Fun and upbeat
- Wild and crazy
- Pretty much anything
Question 9/29
Your friends would describe you as the...
- Loud, messy drunk
- Quite, laid back drunk
- Happy, carefree drunk
- Sober, designated driver
Question 10/29
You do most of your drinking with...
- Friends or family
- Whomever I meet at the bar!
- A real cutie
- By myself
Question 11/29
You know what goes great with drinks?
- Good food
- Great company
- Awesome music
- Some entertainment
Question 12/29
Which of these is the perfect mixer for booze?
- Orange juice
- Tonic
- Ginger ale/7 Up
- Coke
- Mistakes
Question 13/29
Whoo! As you wobble out of the bar, you realize that you can’t drive home. What do you do?
- Hail a cab
- Take the bus/subway
- Stumble home
- Call a friend
- Drunk dial my ex
Question 14/29
What’s the highest price you’ve ever paid for a drink?
- Over $5
- Over $10
- Over $15
- Over $20
- Bail money
Question 15/29
What’s the weirdest place you woke up after a bender?
- In my yard
- In my car
- In a strange bed
- In a dumpster
- In a dumpster in Guatemala
Question 16/29
You start drinking booze…
- At 5 o’clock
- After 8’oclock
- After 10 o’clock
- When I hear my alarm clock
- I got no clock
Question 17/29
If you could go on an island drinking tour, what would be your first stop?
- Ireland
- Jamaica
- England
- Gilligan’s
- Is Sweden an island?
Question 18/29
And if you had your choice of any way to travel it would be…
- By boat
- By train
- By car
- Through time
- In First Class… idiot
Question 19/29
You’re getting pissed with your mates and the tab comes due. What do you do?
- I pick it up. They’ll get me next time!
- I start doing math on the back of a napkin
- I wait to find out what I owe and throw in
- I argue about the tip
- Huh? I left an hour ago for another bar!
Question 20/29
You only take selfies…
- When I don’t look like crap
- When I do look like crap
- When there’s nobody else around to take the picture
- Does a mugshot qualify as a selfie?
- What’s a selfie?
Question 21/29
We can’t live by liquor alone! When you’re not downing the hard stuff, you’re downing…
- Beer
- Wine
- A soda
- Coffee
- Floor polish
Question 22/29
Your ideal liquor mascot is…
- A colorful parrot
- A very dapper man in a designer suit
- An adorable polar bear
- A chihuahua
- A guy with a sleeveless Skynyrd half-shirt
Question 23/29
When you get drunk you get…
- Happy
- Angry
- Judgmental
- Lost
- Laid!
Question 24/29
When was the last time you tipped a few too many?
- Last month
- Last week
- Last night
- Last call
- Right now
Question 25/29
After Russians down a shot of vodka, they sometimes sniff an onion to enhance the flavor. Weird question, but what would you sniff?
- Mints
- A flower
- Fruit
- My armpit
- Cocaine?
Question 26/29
Pick a vessel to sail on!
- Collins glass
- Old-Fashioned glass
- Martini glass
- Hurricane glass
- Shot glass
Question 27/29
You’d have to be absolutely hammered to…
- Skydive
- Speak in public
- Get a tattoo
- Get another tattoo
- Get another tattoo… on my face
Question 28/29
What language would you love to learn?
- Russian
- Spanish
- Chinese
- Sign
- I’m still working on English
Question 29/29
Favorite word that rhymes with liquor?
- Vicar
- Bicker
- Thicker
- Snicker
- Fred
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About This Quiz
Liquor is there for our highs, lows, and everything in between. But have you been drinking the wrong kind all along? Take this quiz to find out the liquor that best fits your unique personality!
Which Liquor Are You Quiz
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