Which Liquor Are You?
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Question 1/29
Your friend just ordered another round but you've got work in the morning and you're already tipsy. You…
- I really should be going
- Okay, just this one last drink, then I'm outta here
- If they're buying, I'm drinking!
Question 2/29
What's your hangover cure?
- Lots and lots of water
- Sleep... all day
- Hair of the dog a.k.a. more drinks!
- Food... I need food
- Medicine or an old home remedy
Question 3/29
Which fictional character(s) would you rather have a drink with?
- Don Draper from "Mad Men"
- Tyrion Lannister from "Game of Thrones"
- Doug, Alan, Phil & Stu from "The Hangover"
Question 4/29
And which of these REAL characters would you love to bend an elbow with?
- Mark Twain
- Marilyn Monroe
- Ernest Hemingway
- Dorothy Parker
- Snoop (Y’damn right!)
Question 5/29
How do you take your liquor?
- Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots!
- Neat or on the rocks
- In a mixed drink
- In a fancy or fruity cocktail
Question 6/29
Why do you drink?
- To relax at the end of a long week
- To get completely and utterly smashed
- To have a little fun every now and then
Question 7/29
Where's your favorite place to drink?
Question 8/29
What kind of music do you like while putting one back?
- Soft and classy
- Fun and upbeat
- Wild and crazy
- Pretty much anything
Question 9/29
Your friends would describe you as the...
- Loud, messy drunk
- Quite, laid back drunk
- Happy, carefree drunk
- Sober, designated driver
Question 10/29
You do most of your drinking with...
- Friends or family
- Whomever I meet at the bar!
- A real cutie
- By myself
Question 11/29
You know what goes great with drinks?
- Good food
- Great company
- Awesome music
- Some entertainment
Question 12/29
Which of these is the perfect mixer for booze?
- Orange juice
- Tonic
- Ginger ale/7 Up
- Coke
- Mistakes
Question 13/29
Whoo! As you wobble out of the bar, you realize that you can’t drive home. What do you do?
- Hail a cab
- Take the bus/subway
- Stumble home
- Call a friend
- Drunk dial my ex
Question 14/29
What’s the highest price you’ve ever paid for a drink?
- Over $5
- Over $10
- Over $15
- Over $20
- Bail money
Question 15/29
What’s the weirdest place you woke up after a bender?
- In my yard
- In my car
- In a strange bed
- In a dumpster
- In a dumpster in Guatemala
Question 16/29
You start drinking booze…
- At 5 o’clock
- After 8’oclock
- After 10 o’clock
- When I hear my alarm clock
- I got no clock
Question 17/29
If you could go on an island drinking tour, what would be your first stop?
- Ireland
- Jamaica
- England
- Gilligan’s
- Is Sweden an island?
Question 18/29
And if you had your choice of any way to travel it would be…
- By boat
- By train
- By car
- Through time
- In First Class… idiot
Question 19/29
You’re getting pissed with your mates and the tab comes due. What do you do?
- I pick it up. They’ll get me next time!
- I start doing math on the back of a napkin
- I wait to find out what I owe and throw in
- I argue about the tip
- Huh? I left an hour ago for another bar!
Question 20/29
You only take selfies…
- When I don’t look like crap
- When I do look like crap
- When there’s nobody else around to take the picture
- Does a mugshot qualify as a selfie?
- What’s a selfie?
Question 21/29
We can’t live by liquor alone! When you’re not downing the hard stuff, you’re downing…
- Beer
- Wine
- A soda
- Coffee
- Floor polish
Question 22/29
Your ideal liquor mascot is…
- A colorful parrot
- A very dapper man in a designer suit
- An adorable polar bear
- A chihuahua
- A guy with a sleeveless Skynyrd half-shirt
Question 23/29
When you get drunk you get…
- Happy
- Angry
- Judgmental
- Lost
- Laid!
Question 24/29
When was the last time you tipped a few too many?
- Last month
- Last week
- Last night
- Last call
- Right now
Question 25/29
After Russians down a shot of vodka, they sometimes sniff an onion to enhance the flavor. Weird question, but what would you sniff?
- Mints
- A flower
- Fruit
- My armpit
- Cocaine?
Question 26/29
Pick a vessel to sail on!
- Collins glass
- Old-Fashioned glass
- Martini glass
- Hurricane glass
- Shot glass
Question 27/29
You’d have to be absolutely hammered to…
- Skydive
- Speak in public
- Get a tattoo
- Get another tattoo
- Get another tattoo… on my face
Question 28/29
What language would you love to learn?
- Russian
- Spanish
- Chinese
- Sign
- I’m still working on English
Question 29/29
Favorite word that rhymes with liquor?
- Vicar
- Bicker
- Thicker
- Snicker
- Fred
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Which Liquor Are You Quiz
From Whiskey thru Absinthe, they all say something different about you. Whether it's being a storyteller or exotic traveler, the type of liquor you prefer reflects who you are. LIke Vodka is a first drink, the kind you got while sneaking out with friends to go to a party. Or the Jagermeister drinker who prefers something sweeter with a little burn. Find out how your personality fits your liquor.