Which “The Love Boat” Character Are You?

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Question 1/10

Do you think you could ever find love on a cruise ship?

  • Maybe, anything is possible
  • Nope. I'm way too picky
  • Yes. In fact, I could probably find love in a hardware store!
Question 2/10

Everyone has encountered the dreaded "angry customer", but on a cruise ship you're trapped with them! How would you deal with an angry passenger?

  • I'd try to make them a happy passenger
  • I'd give them lots of free drinks
  • I would avoid them like the plague
  • I would, of course, hand them off to someone else
Question 3/10

What kind of cruise would you like to take?

  • Caribbean
  • Alaskan
  • Mediterranean
  • Asian
  • A Ted Cruz
Question 4/10

What is your best trick for avoiding your boss?

  • I AM the boss and avoiding myself is harder than you'd think
  • I just keep my head down. No eye contact!
  • I try to learn their schedule and make sure I am where they are not
  • Never avoid, always befriend
Question 5/10

If you could captain a sea vessel, what kind would it be?

  • A state-of-the-art warship
  • A luxury liner
  • A yacht
  • No question, a pirate ship!
Question 6/10

OK, you're the captain! Now, pick a "Love Boat" guest-star you'd most like to dine with at the Captain's Table!

  • Betty White
  • The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders
  • Caitlyn Jenner
  • Billy Crystal
  • The fabulous Charo
Question 7/10

When the Cruise Director asks you what you'd like to do, what do you say?

  • I just want to relax
  • I want to get a tan
  • I want to make glorious mistakes
  • I want to drink heavily
  • I want to forget... everything
Question 8/10

Oh, no! You've been dumped by your fiancee on your Wedding Cruise! What do you do?

  • I think I pout. Followed by pouting. Then, more pouting.
  • I try to get them back... in a good way
  • I try to get them back... NOT in a good way
  • I sue for false advertising! "Love Boat?" Yeah, not so much.
Question 9/10

You're off duty and hitting the Acapulco Lounge, what's your poison?

  • Something fruity... with an umbrella
  • Something stiff and straight
  • Something fiery and exotic
  • Dom Perignon! You need to ask?
Question 10/10

Holy crap! Due to a navigation error the boat has hit an iceberg! You spring into action and ________!

  • Help evacuate the passengers
  • Get the hell off the ship
  • Do shots of tequila
  • Go down with the ship
  • Scream for help and run around frantically
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