The Love Boat is making another run! So climb aboard this quiz and discover which character you are. We’re expecting you! Do you think you could ever find love on a cruise ship? Maybe, anything is possible. Nope. I'm way too picky. Yes. In fact, I could probably find love in a hardware store!. Everyone has encountered the dreaded "angry customer", but on a cruise ship you're trapped with them! How would you deal with an angry passenger? I'd try to make them a happy passenger. I'd give them lots of free drinks. I would avoid them like the plague. I would, of course, hand them off to someone else. What kind of cruise would you like to take? Caribbean. Alaskan. Mediterranean. Asian. A Ted Cruz. What is your best trick for avoiding your boss? I AM the boss and avoiding myself is harder than you'd think. I just keep my head down. No eye contact!. I try to learn their schedule and make sure I am where they are not. Never avoid, always befriend. If you could captain a sea vessel, what kind would it be? A state-of-the-art warship. A luxury liner. A yacht. No question, a pirate ship!. OK, you're the captain! Now, pick a "Love Boat" guest-star you'd most like to dine with at the Captain's Table! Betty White. The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. Caitlyn Jenner. Billy Crystal. The fabulous Charo. When the Cruise Director asks you what you'd like to do, what do you say? I just want to relax. I want to get a tan. I want to make glorious mistakes. I want to drink heavily. I want to forget... everything. Oh, no! You've been dumped by your fiancee on your Wedding Cruise! What do you do? I think I pout. Followed by pouting. Then, more pouting.. I try to get them back... in a good way. I try to get them back... NOT in a good way. I sue for false advertising! "Love Boat?" Yeah, not so much.. You're off duty and hitting the Acapulco Lounge, what's your poison? Something fruity... with an umbrella. Something stiff and straight. Something fiery and exotic. Dom Perignon! You need to ask?. Holy crap! Due to a navigation error the boat has hit an iceberg! You spring into action and ________! Help evacuate the passengers. Get the hell off the ship. Do shots of tequila. Go down with the ship. Scream for help and run around frantically.