Which “The Love Boat” Character Are You?
The Love Boat is making another run! So climb aboard this quiz and discover which character you are. We’re expecting you!
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Question 1/10
Do you think you could ever find love on a cruise ship?
- Maybe, anything is possible
- Nope. I'm way too picky
- Yes. In fact, I could probably find love in a hardware store!
Question 2/10
Everyone has encountered the dreaded "angry customer", but on a cruise ship you're trapped with them! How would you deal with an angry passenger?
- I'd try to make them a happy passenger
- I'd give them lots of free drinks
- I would avoid them like the plague
- I would, of course, hand them off to someone else
Question 3/10
What kind of cruise would you like to take?
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Caribbean
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Alaskan
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Mediterranean
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Asian
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A Ted Cruz
Question 4/10
What is your best trick for avoiding your boss?
- I AM the boss and avoiding myself is harder than you'd think
- I just keep my head down. No eye contact!
- I try to learn their schedule and make sure I am where they are not
- Never avoid, always befriend
Question 5/10
If you could captain a sea vessel, what kind would it be?
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A state-of-the-art warship
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A luxury liner
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A yacht
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No question, a pirate ship!
Question 6/10
OK, you're the captain! Now, pick a "Love Boat" guest-star you'd most like to dine with at the Captain's Table!
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Betty White
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The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders
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Caitlyn Jenner
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Billy Crystal
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The fabulous Charo
Question 7/10
When the Cruise Director asks you what you'd like to do, what do you say?
- I just want to relax
- I want to get a tan
- I want to make glorious mistakes
- I want to drink heavily
- I want to forget... everything
Question 8/10
Oh, no! You've been dumped by your fiancee on your Wedding Cruise! What do you do?
- I think I pout. Followed by pouting. Then, more pouting.
- I try to get them back... in a good way
- I try to get them back... NOT in a good way
- I sue for false advertising! "Love Boat?" Yeah, not so much.
Question 9/10
You're off duty and hitting the Acapulco Lounge, what's your poison?
- Something fruity... with an umbrella
- Something stiff and straight
- Something fiery and exotic
- Dom Perignon! You need to ask?
Question 10/10
Holy crap! Due to a navigation error the boat has hit an iceberg! You spring into action and ________!
- Help evacuate the passengers
- Get the hell off the ship
- Do shots of tequila
- Go down with the ship
- Scream for help and run around frantically
