Employees come in all shapes, sizes, and IQs. But what type of employee are you? Take the quiz to find out! Which of these would you be most excited about? A six week vacation. Scoring a date with the new hottie in the office. Winning employee of the month. Why are you late to work today? I was out late last night. I'm never late, in fact, I'm always early!. The weather was to blame - it was partly cloudy. I don't have a set work schedule, I get there when I feel like it. You are assigned way too much work. How do you handle this? No such thing as too much work. I suck it up and do it. I find somebody else to do it. I bribe my boss to assign it to somebody else. Which of these is the scariest scenario? Not preforming well enough at work. Having too much work. Having to find a job at a different company. Working with a bunch of unattractive people. You have to choose between a hot date and a day at work. What's it going to be? I sneak out the back door early. I'll sneak into the bathroom with my date during a break. I beg for the day off. I choose love. And I love my job!. The boss takes off for the day and leaves you in charge. What happens next? Now I can tell everybody how I REALLY feel about the boss!. I take the day off too. I crack the whip and make everybody stay later than usual. Your boss asks how you like their new haircut. It's ridiculous. What do you tell them? I tell the truth . I lie. I change the subject . How do you feel about casual Friday? I love it, I get to see what people look like in their 'street clothes.'. I hate it! An office should be formal.. I follow my boss' example.. Doesn't matter. I wear what I want anyway.. What is a good excuse to miss a day of work? Any excuse is fine - it's only work. Anything the boss says is okay. Only if there's something (or someone) important going on. I have never missed a day of work in my life. Do you ever listen to music at work? I've figured out the boss' favorite and piped it into the office. Sometimes. I listen to motivating speeches . I watch youtube videos all day long - what else is there to do at work?.