No, we haven’t seen your stapler. Are you a dedicated workaholic or a big slacker? Find out now! Your boss reminds you to turn in your TPS report. What do you hand in? A review of my favorite third-person shooter. A warrant for my arrest from the Toronto Police Service. An in-depth analysis of Torsonic Polarity Syndrome. My testing procedure specifications... WITH a cover sheet. I have no idea what you're talking about.. What sounds most like something you might do at the office? Filling the water cooler with vodka. Using crayons to sign my reports. Labeling every ceiling tile in the office with sticky notes, just so no one would forget. I'm not that type of person. It's almost time for work, and your carpool buddy just called in sick. What do you do? Take the bus, ride a bike, hitchhike... I will NOT lose my perfect attendance record. Wish them the best, and try to make it to work on time. What? I can't hear you over the sound of me going back to sleep. Call my boss to let them know I have to take my friend to the hospital. It's your coworker's birthday, and you forgot to get a present - even though they bought you an awesome one last month. What do you do? Take someone else's present and gift it as my own. "Sorry, the economy...". I'll spend my entire lunch break looking for a great gift, even if it means starving. I can just wrap up some office supplies really quick. It's time for your company's annual conference call with corporate. You are most likely: Finalizing the details on my presentation for the hundredth time. Trying to find my colleague, who was supposed to bring our notes.... Trying hard not to fall asleep. Asleep at my desk. You overhear your boss on the phone mention something about a "CFO." He's most likely talking about: His antique coal-firing oven. My company's Chief Financial Officer coming to pay a visit. The branch's Civil Enforcement Officer coming to give me another parking ticket. The Chief Fire Officer coming to scold me for using my propane grill at work. The last time you were promoted was: Last month. 6 months ago. Last year. Win some, lose some, right?. Define "promoted". If your company faced budget cuts, who should be the first to go? My boss. The maintenance staff - I don't need a clean space to work. The rest of my department - so I can do everything how it should be done. Me - makes it easier so I don't have to put in my two-week notice. Disaster strikes. You are supposed to bring in donuts for everyone, but your phone is dead and you can't ask what flavors to bring. What do you do? Two dozen plain donuts, please. Ask to borrow a stranger's phone to call work. Vaguely guess what everyone likes to eat, more or less. "Guys, traffic was soooo bad this morning...". "Yeah, I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday..." Well, I guess I quit. Got it. I'll bring the coffee.. Great, are you sure I'm not needed Sunday, too?. I can't. I'm sick. I mean, I'll probably be sick..