Are You A Workaholic?

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Question 1/10

Your boss reminds you to turn in your TPS report. What do you hand in?

  • A review of my favorite third-person shooter
  • A warrant for my arrest from the Toronto Police Service
  • An in-depth analysis of Torsonic Polarity Syndrome
  • My testing procedure specifications... WITH a cover sheet
  • I have no idea what you're talking about.
Question 2/10

What sounds most like something you might do at the office?

  • Filling the water cooler with vodka
  • Using crayons to sign my reports
  • Labeling every ceiling tile in the office with sticky notes, just so no one would forget
  • I'm not that type of person
Question 3/10

It's almost time for work, and your carpool buddy just called in sick. What do you do?

  • Take the bus, ride a bike, hitchhike... I will NOT lose my perfect attendance record
  • Wish them the best, and try to make it to work on time
  • What? I can't hear you over the sound of me going back to sleep
  • Call my boss to let them know I have to take my friend to the hospital
Question 4/10

It's your coworker's birthday, and you forgot to get a present - even though they bought you an awesome one last month. What do you do?

  • Take someone else's present and gift it as my own
  • "Sorry, the economy..."
  • I'll spend my entire lunch break looking for a great gift, even if it means starving
  • I can just wrap up some office supplies really quick
Question 5/10

It's time for your company's annual conference call with corporate. You are most likely:

  • Finalizing the details on my presentation for the hundredth time
  • Trying to find my colleague, who was supposed to bring our notes...
  • Trying hard not to fall asleep
  • Asleep at my desk
Question 6/10

You overhear your boss on the phone mention something about a "CFO." He's most likely talking about:

  • His antique coal-firing oven
  • My company's Chief Financial Officer coming to pay a visit
  • The branch's Civil Enforcement Officer coming to give me another parking ticket
  • The Chief Fire Officer coming to scold me for using my propane grill at work
Question 7/10

The last time you were promoted was:

  • Last month
  • 6 months ago
  • Last year. Win some, lose some, right?
  • Define "promoted"
Question 8/10

If your company faced budget cuts, who should be the first to go?

  • My boss
  • The maintenance staff - I don't need a clean space to work
  • The rest of my department - so I can do everything how it should be done
  • Me - makes it easier so I don't have to put in my two-week notice
Question 9/10

Disaster strikes. You are supposed to bring in donuts for everyone, but your phone is dead and you can't ask what flavors to bring. What do you do?

  • Two dozen plain donuts, please
  • Ask to borrow a stranger's phone to call work
  • Vaguely guess what everyone likes to eat, more or less
  • "Guys, traffic was soooo bad this morning..."
Question 10/10

"Yeah, I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday..."

  • Well, I guess I quit
  • Got it. I'll bring the coffee.
  • Great, are you sure I'm not needed Sunday, too?
  • I can't. I'm sick. I mean, I'll probably be sick.

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