What’s Your Office Role?
You're up for a promotion. What do you do to impress the boss?
- Stress what an honor it is to work for them
- Research the new position then impress with what I know
- Speak from my heart. Show them why I deserve it!
- Flash my winning smile. Turn on my charm!
It's almost the end of the work day and you...
- Sneak out early
- Tidy up my desk
- End of the day? I don't think so.
- Swing by the boss's office to say good night
A coworker criticizes your work. How do you react?
- Steam comes out of my ears. I explode!
- Stare at them blankly. I don't care.
- Point out precisely why they're wrong and I'm right!
- Get them to fix it for me.
It's a company potluck. What do you bring?
- Spicy enchilada casserole
- Herb crusted chicken with balsamic reduction glaze
- Whatever I'm asked to
- A bag of chips
What do you usually have open on your computer at work?
- YouTube cat videos
What's your typical work attire?
- Tastefully form-fitting
- It's probably wrinkled
- A perfectly pressed power suit
- Everything but my face is covered
- Whatever office protocol dictates
You go out to drink with coworkers after work. What do you order?
- What's on tap
- Tequila shots!
- Nothing. I'm the designated driver.
- What are you having? I'll have that.
- You buying?
It's your day off. How do you relax?
- Organize my music collection by genre/artist
- Go out and get my party on
- Polish up my presentation for Monday
- Hit the gym
- Sleep all day
You buy a coffee mug for a supervisor. What does it say?
- Veni Vidi Vici
- Nothing. Sayings are tacky.
- Drink first, think later
- World's #1 Boss
Holiday party coming up! What do you wear?
- Santa suit. I know the boss's kids will be there.
- A naughty elf outfit
- Ugly holiday sweater
- A turtleneck. It's cold outside!