You weren’t always on your best behavior this year. You know it, we know it. But just how mischievous were you? And what will santa bring you for being on the naughty list? What's your biggest vice? Junk food. Alcohol. Sex. Laziness. Greed or envy. When do you do your Christmas shopping? On the way to Christmas dinner. A few days before. Well in advance. Never. Everyone's gathered around the table for Christmas dinner. Mom asks you how your year went. How much do you tell her? Most of it, but I'll leave a few things out. Like 50%. None of it, this past year was complete debauchery. Speaking of, how comfortable are you with telling "white lies?" I do it all the time. It's necessary sometimes to protect people's feelings. Complete honesty is always the best policy. It's after dinner and you're hanging out with your younger relatives. How much do you need to censor your "colorful" language? I always keep it "G" rated. I'll cut out a few choice words, but overall my language is family friendly. I have to completely change my way of talking. You have the day off tomorrow. What time will you go to bed? Early to bed, early to rise. Not that late, maybe midnight or so. Maybe 3 or 4 AM. The real question is who's bed I'll be in. What's the most trouble you got into this past year? I fought the law, and the law won. Had a fight with my friend or significant other. Got disciplined at work. None of this applies. Do you have any New Year's resolutions planned? Which one is most important? Haven't thought about it. Changing my diet and/or exercise habits. Stop smoking or drinking. Get more accomplished. Spend more time with the people I love. How important are other's opinions of you? Doesn't matter to me. It matters when it's someone I care about. Very important. What's your biggest regret from this year? A bad relationship. Missed opportunities. Spent too much money. I regret nothing!.