Which of these Santa outfits is more your style?
One of the elves really messed up. Now everything's behind schedule, and Christmas may be ruined! You...
- Tell them not to worry, that everything will work out
- Motivate everyone so they get more work done
- Yell and lose my temper
- Pick that little bugger up and punt them across the workshop
How do you get into houses to deliver your presents?
- The chimney, of course!
- The front door?
- I don't know, climb through a window or something
Which is longer; the naughty or the nice list?
- Nice; I don't have the heart to deprive children of presents
- Naughty; those ungrateful brats don't deserve a thing!
- It's pretty even
- Ah... I completely forgot about that; I'll just make it up as I go along
As you enter the house, you hear a growling dog in the living room. What do you do?
- Let's skip this house... I'm getting outta here!
- I'm Santa; dogs love me
- Stuff the dog in my sack until I'm done
What's your favorite Christmas song?
- "Santa Baby"
- "Santa Claus is Coming to Town"
- "You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch"
- "Jingle Bells"
Someone left milk and cookies on the table for you! You...
- Only take a bite, I'm trying to watch my figure
- Eat 'em all
- Forget the milk, where's the booze?
- Oatmeal and raisin!? No presents for this house!
Which of these would you rather sip on this Christmas?
- Hot cocoa
- Wine or champagne
- Something with liquor, like Christmas Rum Punch
Who's your favorite reindeer?
- Are you crazy? I love 'em all
- Rudolph; he's different, like me
- Vixen; reminds me of something sexy
- Dasher; he gets things done in a hurry
- Who cares? All of 'em smell
What's your favorite thing about being Santa?
- All the free food
- Napping at work
- Bringing joy to children
- December 26th, the start of my vacation