What Type Of Santa Are You?
Which of these Santa outfits is more your style?
One of the elves really messed up. Now everything's behind schedule, and Christmas may be ruined! You...
- Tell them not to worry, that everything will work out
- Motivate everyone so they get more work done
- Yell and lose my temper
- Pick that little bugger up and punt them across the workshop
How do you get into houses to deliver your presents?
- The chimney, of course!
- The front door?
- I don't know, climb through a window or something
Which is longer; the naughty or the nice list?
- Nice; I don't have the heart to deprive children of presents
- Naughty; those ungrateful brats don't deserve a thing!
- It's pretty even
- Ah... I completely forgot about that; I'll just make it up as I go along
As you enter the house, you hear a growling dog in the living room. What do you do?
- Let's skip this house... I'm getting outta here!
- I'm Santa; dogs love me
- Stuff the dog in my sack until I'm done
What's your favorite Christmas song?
- "Santa Baby"
- "Santa Claus is Coming to Town"
- "You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch"
- "Jingle Bells"
Someone left milk and cookies on the table for you! You...
- Only take a bite, I'm trying to watch my figure
- Eat 'em all
- Forget the milk, where's the booze?
- Oatmeal and raisin!? No presents for this house!
Which of these would you rather sip on this Christmas?
- Hot cocoa
- Wine or champagne
- Something with liquor, like Christmas Rum Punch
Who's your favorite reindeer?
- Are you crazy? I love 'em all
- Rudolph; he's different, like me
- Vixen; reminds me of something sexy
- Dasher; he gets things done in a hurry
- Who cares? All of 'em smell
What's your favorite thing about being Santa?
- All the free food
- Napping at work
- Bringing joy to children
- December 26th, the start of my vacation