Which Undead President Should You Support?
Where do you fit on the undead political spectrum?
- Way to the left
- Left of center
- Right of center
- Way to the right
Not like the undead need it, but healthcare should be…
- Free! Get rid of those bloodsucking insurance companies!
- A partnership between business, government... and Nosferatu
- As private as a crypt.
We all know the undead love hearts and minds, but should the United States really be the world’s watchdog?
- Hell no! American Undead First!
- Only when American interests are at "stake"
- We should try to help all countries
- Yes! It’s our duty to spread democracy... and the Curse of the Mummy
Government should be...
- Our Daddy... and Mummy
- Strong, but flexible
- Small enough to drown in a bathtub
How concerned are you about the environment?
- Very! You'd have to be brainless not to be!
- It’s important, but not as important as the zombieconomy
- It’s somewhat important, but it's mostly a bunch of scary stories
- Not at all. We'll all be undead long before it's a real issue!
Which of these tax policies is closest to your unbeating heart?
- Government should provide a lot of services, so taxes should be high
- Tax the rich and spare the poor
- Lower everyone’s taxes like a coffin into the ground!
Which dead person would you most like to dine with... or on?
- Werewolfgang Mozart
- Ghoulysses S. Grant
- Zombea Arthur
- Frankenstein Sinatra
Zombies are flooding across the border! What do we do?
- We're a melting pot! We should welcome the zombies with open arms!
- Give them a path to citizenship... and brains!
- Deport them back to Zombieland!
- Build a HUGE wall and make the zombies pay for it!