What Kind of Dad Are You?
When you have your first child you...
- will probably ask the girl to marry you.
- will be in denial.
- are married and will be financially secure.
- will start giving the mother money, but you're not getting married.
- will get a paternity test to make sure the kid is actually yours.
You're at the mall with your sister and her kids. They start pushing each other and screaming for candy. You...
- wave goodbye to her and pick up some hot chick in the food court.
- use the power of 1,2,3 Magic on them & they quiet down immediately.
- start screaming at them to be quiet!
- bribe them. You'll get them a new toy if they shut up.
- rush over to buy candy and give it to them.
When it comes to diaper duty you...
- will do it when your wife asks you to.
- will do your equal share.
- will let the kid stay wet until mommy gets back.
- will do it when there is no other option.
Your girlfriend is out with the kids and her super hot friend is at the house with you watching TV. She starts hitting on you. You...
- leave your girlfriend and shack up with her hot friend.
- get up and go find your girlfriend to tell her what just happened.
- feel flattered, but you love your family and nothing will ever break up the family.
- have just enough time to hit that before your girlfriend gets back.
You're walking your dog at the park and you see some kid fall down and scrape his knee. He starts crying. You...
- think "poor kid" and keep walking. His mom is probably around somewhere.
- help him find his mom.
- go over and make goofy faces at him until he starts laughing.
- try to control your laughter. Man, that fall was hilarious!
- go over and see if he is okay. Luckily you keep a first-aid kit on you at all times.
Your sister needs you to babysit her kids for the weekend so she can go to an important business conference. You...
- give them piggyback rides all weekend and buy them a new puppy. Kids are so much fun!
- can handle them for a weekend, no problem!
- have a great time with them and can't wait to have kids of your own.
- laugh at her for about fifteen minutes until you realize she's being serious.
- tell her to find someone else - you have plans with the ladies.
When your wife gives birth to your child you...
- are going to video tape the whole thing and be the first to see your baby!
- will be getting drunk .
- will help her with the breathing and hold her hand.
- will probably be in another state or something.
What is the most important thing?
- Fun & laughter
- Freedom & fun
- Money & good times
- Love & fun
- Happiness & love
You see yourself as a...
- fun and cool person.
- responsible, loving person.
- take the world one day at a time kind of person.
- free-spirited, sensual person.
- suspicious, loner-type person.
Your girlfriend of three months just told you she's pregnant. You...
- break up with her because she is obviously cheating on you.
- are happy and ask her to marry you.
- aren't ready to be a dad, but will try to help her out.
- skip out on her the next day.
- are nervous, but will stay with her.