What Kind of Dad Are You?
Think you have paternal instincts, or are you more suited for the wild life of a bachelor? Take the quiz to find out!
What Kind of Dad Are You?
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Question 1/10
When you have your first child you...
- will probably ask the girl to marry you.
- will be in denial.
- are married and will be financially secure.
- will start giving the mother money, but you're not getting married.
- will get a paternity test to make sure the kid is actually yours.
Question 2/10
You're at the mall with your sister and her kids. They start pushing each other and screaming for candy. You...
- wave goodbye to her and pick up some hot chick in the food court.
- use the power of 1,2,3 Magic on them & they quiet down immediately.
- start screaming at them to be quiet!
- bribe them. You'll get them a new toy if they shut up.
- rush over to buy candy and give it to them.
Question 3/10
When it comes to diaper duty you...
- will do it when your wife asks you to.
- will do your equal share.
- will let the kid stay wet until mommy gets back.
- will do it when there is no other option.
Question 4/10
Your girlfriend is out with the kids and her super hot friend is at the house with you watching TV. She starts hitting on you. You...
- leave your girlfriend and shack up with her hot friend.
- get up and go find your girlfriend to tell her what just happened.
- feel flattered, but you love your family and nothing will ever break up the family.
- have just enough time to hit that before your girlfriend gets back.
Question 5/10
You're walking your dog at the park and you see some kid fall down and scrape his knee. He starts crying. You...
- think "poor kid" and keep walking. His mom is probably around somewhere.
- help him find his mom.
- go over and make goofy faces at him until he starts laughing.
- try to control your laughter. Man, that fall was hilarious!
- go over and see if he is okay. Luckily you keep a first-aid kit on you at all times.
Question 6/10
Your sister needs you to babysit her kids for the weekend so she can go to an important business conference. You...
- give them piggyback rides all weekend and buy them a new puppy. Kids are so much fun!
- can handle them for a weekend, no problem!
- have a great time with them and can't wait to have kids of your own.
- laugh at her for about fifteen minutes until you realize she's being serious.
- tell her to find someone else - you have plans with the ladies.
Question 7/10
When your wife gives birth to your child you...
- are going to video tape the whole thing and be the first to see your baby!
- will be getting drunk .
- will help her with the breathing and hold her hand.
- will probably be in another state or something.
Question 8/10
What is the most important thing?
- Fun & laughter
- Freedom & fun
- Money & good times
- Love & fun
- Happiness & love
Question 9/10
You see yourself as a...
- fun and cool person.
- responsible, loving person.
- take the world one day at a time kind of person.
- free-spirited, sensual person.
- suspicious, loner-type person.
Question 10/10
Your girlfriend of three months just told you she's pregnant. You...
- break up with her because she is obviously cheating on you.
- are happy and ask her to marry you.
- aren't ready to be a dad, but will try to help her out.
- skip out on her the next day.
- are nervous, but will stay with her.
Calculating Result...
