“Dear Ol’ Dad” means a lot of different things to a lot of different people, but one thing is for sure: Cartoon Dads Rule! So which one are you? Take our quiz to find out! Your kid brings home a terrible report card! What are the first two words that come to mind? It’s OK. What the…. Dammit, kid!. I oughtta!. Other than your own dad, who is/was the most influential person in your life? My wife. My mom. My BFF. A teacher. How many beers is too many beers? One. Five. Ten. Too many?. And where do you get your drink on? My local. My living room. The lodge. The alley behind my house. It’s vacation time! The kids want to go to Disneyland, the wife wants to go on a cruise, and you want to go camping. Where do you end up going? Disneyland. Cruise. Camping!. How well do you get along with your neighbors? Pretty well. Excellently. Terribly. Who?. Your ultimate man cave must have what? A giant TV. A grill. Solitude. A keg. You wake up starving in the middle of the night! You stumble into the kitchen, hit the fridge, and... Make a sandwich. Attack the leftovers. Ice cream!. Eat 64 slices of American cheese. How would you characterize your relationship with your kids? Great. Not great. Damn scary. I’m the boss. There’s always a catchphrase! Which of these non-cartoon ones would work best for you? “Yada, yada, yada”. “Bazinga!”. “Say hello to my little friend!". “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!”.