Which Classic American Beer Are You?
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Question 1/10

You're at the store, and buy a $1 can of beer with a $5 bill. The clerk gives you $9 in change. What do you do?
- Give the extra money back
- I'd keep the money but feel guilty
- Nice! Bonus for me!
- Tell the clerk I gave them $20 and need another ten bucks
Question 2/10

Where would you rather go for a night out?
- A cool, off-the-beaten-track bar
- A big house party
- The VIP lounge or a nice restaurant
- The home of a close family member or friend
- The great outdoors
Question 3/10

You're at the bar after work, and you discover that your co-worker, Steve, has been badmouthing you to the boss. What do you do?
- Ignore it
- Buy Steve a beer and try to show him I'm more valuable as a friend
- Punch Steve right in his dumb face
- Start spreading my own rumors about Steve!
- My boss? I am the boss
Question 4/10

Which president would you most like to share a brewski with?
- Abe Lincoln
- George Washington
- Jimmy Carter
- Bill Clinton
- Teddy Roosevelt
Question 5/10

You and your buddies are piling in the car to go to the bar. Where are you?
- Driving
- In the passenger seat, choosing the music
- In one of the back seats, chatting with my buddies
- Passed out in the trunk, I started drinking early
Question 6/10

You've won a case of ice-cold brews, plus free tickets to one of these events. Where do you go?
- Stanley Cup Playoffs
- A heavy metal festival
- An improv comedy festival
- The Super Bowl
- The World Series
Question 7/10

Time to pick up a six-pack. How do you get there?
- Walk
- Bike
- Drive
- A horse-drawn carriage, pulled by a team of Clydesdales
Question 8/10

To get your beer money, you need to work. What do you look for in a job?
- Great co-workers
- To be in charge
- To be left alone to do what I want
- Money
- Please, there's got to be a better way to get money than getting a job!
Question 9/10

After waking up from a hangover, you decide to get your life together. What's your number one priority?
- Having a great family life
- Professional success
- Inner happiness
- Can you get back to me on this? I'm gonna have another beer first
Question 10/10

Finally, imagine it's your birthday. (If it really is your birthday, happy birthday!) What would make you most happy? (besides beer of course...)
- A lot of awesome presents
- A lot of people at my party
- Partying so hard I can't remember
- For nobody to know it's my birthday - I hate parties!
- Relaxing with a small group of friends and family
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