Which Classic American Beer Are You?

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Question 1/10

You're at the store, and buy a $1 can of beer with a $5 bill. The clerk gives you $9 in change. What do you do?

Give the extra money back
I'd keep the money but feel guilty
Nice! Bonus for me!
Tell the clerk I gave them $20 and need another ten bucks

Question 2/10

Where would you rather go for a night out?

A cool, off-the-beaten-track bar
A big house party
The VIP lounge or a nice restaurant
The home of a close family member or friend
The great outdoors

Question 3/10

You're at the bar after work, and you discover that your co-worker, Steve, has been badmouthing you to the boss. What do you do?

Ignore it
Buy Steve a beer and try to show him I'm more valuable as a friend
Punch Steve right in his dumb face
Start spreading my own rumors about Steve!
My boss? I am the boss

Question 4/10

Which president would you most like to share a brewski with?

Abe Lincoln
George Washington
Jimmy Carter
Bill Clinton
Teddy Roosevelt

Question 5/10

You and your buddies are piling in the car to go to the bar. Where are you?

Driving
In the passenger seat, choosing the music
In one of the back seats, chatting with my buddies
Passed out in the trunk, I started drinking early

Question 6/10

You've won a case of ice-cold brews, plus free tickets to one of these events. Where do you go?

Stanley Cup Playoffs
A heavy metal festival
An improv comedy festival
The Super Bowl
The World Series

Question 7/10

Time to pick up a six-pack. How do you get there?

Walk
Bike
Drive
A horse-drawn carriage, pulled by a team of Clydesdales

Question 8/10

To get your beer money, you need to work. What do you look for in a job?

Great co-workers
To be in charge
To be left alone to do what I want
Money
Please, there's got to be a better way to get money than getting a job!

Question 9/10

After waking up from a hangover, you decide to get your life together. What's your number one priority?

Having a great family life
Professional success
Inner happiness
Can you get back to me on this? I'm gonna have another beer first

Question 10/10

Finally, imagine it's your birthday. (If it really is your birthday, happy birthday!) What would make you most happy? (besides beer of course...)

A lot of awesome presents
A lot of people at my party
Partying so hard I can't remember
For nobody to know it's my birthday - I hate parties!
Relaxing with a small group of friends and family

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